October 2010
6 posts
Can’t believe I never noticed how much Michael Irvin sounds like Tracy Morgan. It’s uncanny.
At the Hollywood Improv Lab for The Drinking Buddies Live Show! Starts at 8:30, so still time to get here for a great show!
Worked on my English Essay till 2 AM. Woke up at 4:30 AM to finish it so I could turn it in today. I’m exhausted but I think the essay is pretty good.
Heading out to AZ soon for some much needed Daddy time! Phoenix folks can catch me live tonight at the Hidden House at 8 PM! 607 W. Osborn!
Drinking Buddies is live tonight at 10 PM on www.kbeach.org! Guests include Ed Greer and Alysia Wood, plus more!
Episode 22 of Drinking Buddies with our guests Earl Skakel and Troy Conrad is now available in iTunes here: http://ping.fm/grWI8
March 2010
19 posts
Taking a night off from Comedy to hang with some friends at the House of Blues in Hollywood and catch Repeater. Good times.
Oprah just called the girl from “Precious” an “American Cinderella”. Even our Cinderella is fat.
I’m beginning to think our Oscar “party” will be only me and Chris. Oh well, more chicken N beer for us.
After two nights of fitful sleeping on the sidewalk in front of the Improv, it was nice to sleep in my own bed for 10 hours. I wonder why no one ever mentions the bed as one of mankinds greatest inventions.
Memories from Last Comic I’ll always treasure; “This is Dan from the Improv, the port-a-potties are broke”; 15 and his clean hair; the tent of sin; my own private bathroom, kinda; “I’m not saying I’ll cut somebody, but yeah, I’ll cut somebody; Greg Giraldo laughing at my joke; Bigfoot almost falling down in the rain. Ahhh, good times.
Sorry to report that I didn’t make it through to a showcase audition. I had a real fun time though! Waiting for Chris and hoping he gets through.
I have the number 9 on my application. Malia was born on the December 9th, and 9 has been my lucky number ever since. I’m hoping this is a good Omen.
Occasionally new people will show up and try to creep up to the front of the line. WTF. I’m not saying there’s a prison yard mentality forming, but I am sharpening my toothbrush into a shiv.
Was able to pull the Jeep up to the curb last night and sleep in relative warmth. Probably won’t be able to repeat that trick tonight but it’s cool. If it doesn’t rain.
10th in line for Last Comic Standing. Only 36 hours to go until auditions. Feel free to bring me food, water, or ridicule.
So Michael Vick said he wants to play for the Carolina Panthers. Makes sense, cats being the natural enemy of dogs’
This guy making a presentation in class is wearing a Nickleback T-Shirt. Sorry dude, anything you say is now suspect.
“There ain’t no grave can hold my body down. When I hear that trumpet sound I’m gonna rise right out of the ground
Ain’t no grave can hold my body down”
Spins Monet like it’s going outta style.
At Liam’s Irish Pub in Colton. 1089 S Mount Vernon Ave, Colton, CA. This one’s for you Grams…well, ya know, aside from the language and sexual innuendo.
So the first thing Grandma said to ne when I showed up at the hospital was “You’re doing your gig tonight right?” Alright Grams, I’m gonna make ‘em laugh for ya!
Grandma had a stroke last night and is currently in the ICU. I’ll be heading out to see her after classes today. Please send positive thoughts. Thanks.
Dressed all in black and ready to head to The Other Place in Anaheim to speak to my people. A run of shows this week to get ready for Last Comic Standing on Saturday.
Was just reminded that Thom Yorke is going to be at Coachella this year with the band he used on the Eraser album, which includes Flea. I can’t freaking wait!!!!
Hey Inland Empire friends! Bummed you never get a chance to see me on your home turf? Well, that’s all about to change! Catch me Tuesday night at 9 PM at Liam’s Irish Pub in Colton! 1087 South Mount Vernon Avenue in Colton, CA. Gonna be a great time!
“Unaware that I’m tearing you asunder, there’s a thunder in our hearts, baby. So much hate for the ones we love, tell me we both matter, don’t we? You, you and me, you and me, we won’t be unhappy.”
February 2010
50 posts
Off to 2nd Street for a new bike tire and tube.
Hanging at Prospectors
If you missed me and Chris Adams being interviewed on KBEACH radio with Alex Loulis, you can catch the rebroadcast today from 1-3 PM. Go to www.kbeach.org and click on the listen live link at the top of the page.
I prefer the missionary position…where I wipe out her tribe if I can’t convert them to Christianity.
Black Dynamite was the shit! Now home with a beer and watching Band of Brothers.
Black Dynamite at the Art Theatre at 11:55! Oh Hells to the yeah!
Got a lot accomplished today, Mission Statement and Partner Profiles for 562 Comedy are done, played some Cage Ball with the guys from Thor, met with my International Business group to work on our project…Now I’m at the coffee shop formerly known as Coffee Haven for the open mic. Good times.
16 Years ago today, we lost one of the most honest, daring, and hilarious comedians ever to grace the mic. RIP Bill Hicks.
This incredibly hot girl in one of my classes called me tonight, at around 11:30 PM. Started talking, just “How are things going?” kind of stuff, real basic and friendly but I think it’s going well. Then she tells me she’s gotten lost driving home, so I say “Can I help give you directions?” To which she replies, “No, I’ll just call my...
Is it a bad sign that I look forward to Saint Patricks Day now the same way I looked forward to Christmas as a little kid?
Had a really fun time doing the Alex Loulis radio show on KBEACH.org. If ya missed it, it will rebroadcast on Saturday afternoon from 1-3 PM, late Saturday night/ Sunday Morning from 1-3 AM, and Monday from 5-7 PM.
Had a really fun time doing the Alex Loulis radio show on KBEACH.org. If ya missed it, it will rebroadcast on Saturday afternoon from 1-3 PM, late Saturday night/ Sunday Morning from 1-3 AM, and Monday from 5-7 PM. Tell
Yet another heart attack survived makes it official…Dick Cheney is a fucking evil Zombie who won’t die. Quick! Someone call Woody Harrelson.
Just downloaded the new Johnny Cash Album! This makes for a happy day. Review to come later in the week.
Was looking forward to a nice Pita Bread and hummus lunch…but somebody ate all the hummus…Plan B = Peanut Butter and Jelly.
A Vegas weekend makes Monday morning a little less tolerable.
Leaving Vegas with most of my money and a tiny shred of my dignity.
I’m giving up Religion for lent….Take that God!
I’m giving up Religion for lent….Take that God!
Vegas bound bitches!
2 Classes down and 1 to go, then it’s off to Vegas!!!!
Every time I see a chubby girl named Megan, my hackles raise… Yes, I have hackles.
Heading to the Flight Bistro in Huntington Beach for the Ultimate Laff Down, if I lose, I have to give up my luchador mask.