Comedian Jerry Brandt

This incredibly hot girl in one of my classes called me tonight, at around 11:30 PM.  Started talking, just “How are things going?” kind of stuff, real basic and friendly but I think it’s going well.  Then she tells me she’s gotten lost driving home, so I say “Can I help give you directions?”  To which she replies, “No, I’ll just call my boyfriend.”  FML!